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« France has suffered quietly under the tyranny of an arcane, outdated language, which only the elderly snobs of Mésnilmontant bothered to speak »properly« . It is often hard to learn, because of the tendency to hear yourself sound like a douche. Since the French eventually started using condoms and stopped having children. Presently, the most spoken language in France is Arabic. »